Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…