Because, Because, Because, Because, Because
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Breathe in not out
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga