Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off