You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction