Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
