It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me