I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own