He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…