You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early