It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it