In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I risked loss And lost; I win

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents