Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
