Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…