Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
