It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
