I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system: