There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery