A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!