Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

There Is Always Room For

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…