A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…