My ego is too big

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

I don’t get mad I get odd

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity