In fourteen hundred and ninety-two
Someone sailed the ocean blue.
Somebody borrowed the fare in Spa
For a business trip on the boundin
And to prove to the people, by act

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms, or is they l
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I’d call me Us.

I find it very difficult to enthus
Over the current news.
Just when you think that at least
And that is why I do not like the

The song of canaries
Never varies,
And when they’re moulting
They’re pretty revolting.

In fourteen hundred and ninety-two
Someone sailed the ocean blue.
Somebody borrowed the fare in Spa
For a business trip on the boundin
And to prove to the people, by act

Now another day is breaking,
Sleep was sweet and so is waking.
Dear Lord, I promised you last ni
Never again to sulk or fight.
Such vows are easier to keep

Purity
Is obscurity.

I don’t mind eels
Except as meals.
And the way they feels.

I sit in an office at 244 Madison
And say to myself You have a resp
Why then do you fritter away your
If you have a sore throat you can
If you have a sore foot you can ge

Now when I have a cold
I am careful with my cold,
I consult a physician
And I do as I am told.
I muffle up my torso