As if I was talking to his brother Richard
(2013)
#DavidOakes
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…