Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon