Bravely ran away, away, oh brave Senator Hawley!
Round metallic plates of various s… 10 pounds, 25 pounds, and the ferocious 45 pounder— sit patiently upon their perch, awaiting their next human encounte…
Birthday weekends are the best! Enjoy them all with verve and zest…
Our earth is now more dry and warm Than we’ve ever seen before. And climate trends suggest that We’ll see this even more. As the planet dries, to great exte…
There was a young puppy named Gus Who charmed and amused all of us. While on a retractable leash He darted all over. Yeesh! It made Meg and John want to cuss…
Rhyme some words or maybe don’t. They’ll make sense unless they won’t
Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop These are the time-honored sounds… when independence was declared fro… more than two centuries ago. But when those sounds filled the a…
Whenever I hear that someone has… the first thing—and often the only… I want to know is how old they wer… Someone older comforts me because I feel like I still have some tim…
Chicago’s party of the summer is the Pride parade up north It’s boozier than St. Patrick’s… Less explosive than the 4th Lots of people dance and play
The sun is out today and Warmer temperatures lie ahead. The week ahead is yet unknown Half the summer now has fled.
“Feels like” temperatures Don’t make too much difference On a day like this
No shadow today Thanks to Punxsutawney Phil Spring is almost here
A limerick is a snappy rhyme That doesn’t take up too much time Make Line 3 sound like Line 4 And then just add one more The result is a poem sublime
That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!
Even on a bad day where the rain is falling and traffic barely moves and everyone thinks I’m a jerk I know that the sun will shine aga…
As Putin the Terrible sends his Russian troops Into the sovereign nation of Ukra… We must make a commitment to assist our democratic partners
