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Wandering around in Silky Pyjamas Playing a trombone The dusty old red curtains hang From the chipped framed window A material like face gurning
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God First made the Toilet Then he made the World
A Nudist Poet Tried to show it To a Poetry Association He did go it He got arrested by the Police
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