An Undertaker Goes to the Docto… The Doctors asks “ what’s the pro… The Undertakers replies “ I feel… The Doctor replies “Well in your… “ your over doing it “, you need t…
When God made the human Body He didn’t include Coffee When Adam and Eve were in that G… Things were not that Jolly And there’s no Coffee in the Bibl…
Most people know better than you They come along to Destroy what y… Well, look at John Lennon Some twisted fan ended, what he co… Most people has something better t…
I’m cooking love, it smells so nic… I’m cooking love, I’m eating life Gosh! It tastes so nice The best taste in life I’m cooking love
As I throw my fish and chips at a… But it wasn’t it’s fault, it was p… By a bird conspiracy Cultivating in, slipstream wing de… And flight cloud penetration
It could be worse Written on the gravestone In the unkept churchyard by the se… Other Dead people had it worse th… It’s no good feeling sorry for you…
Wandering around in Silky Pyjamas Playing a trombone The dusty old red curtains hang From the chipped framed window A material like face gurning
My homes next door to the asylum In the garden there’s a cave full… The Mad Hatter and me are having… He’s in his 10/6 pence Hat And I’m feeding the Asylum Cat
He discovered childhood, dry Soma… A teenage wildlife officer with si… Met topical guests and Coal Scutt… Then wore a deaf aid as a Sotheby… His restoration of former Glassho…
While sitting in your chair Looking at the toenails, on your f… While I’m unaware, of your stare… Are you feeling hard dumb by, well… While laying on your bed
Boris jugular vein Had a thrombosis on his ice cream Scattering his grain in grimaces That’s tame Gluttermangle shoeshine
An old man sits on his Balcony Looking out on you and me Sitting there with his bonsai tree Looking like there’s a world to se… He’s up there in his block of flat…
A Poet and a loose goose A beam with an empty noose Ramshackle existence, ravens chuck… Spiders webs hang, slumbering on w… Ultimately crisp bags, packets hal…
As I live in my Brain ambience And flutter thoughts to different… I fornicate invisibly for three se… Then become decent I lip sync to a weather forecast o…
A Drought at Close Quarters The Chinese have reflected the su… With these Giant Sky Mirrors As England gets drier and done Dried up reservoirs and Wells
