Osteopath Mans Discus Dilemma
He discovered childhood, dry Somaliland
A teenage wildlife officer with sick swans
Met topical guests and Coal Scuttle figures
Then wore a deaf aid as a Sotheby’s luxury dope
His restoration of former Glasshouse teapots
He snotted a punch to face while eating a wagon wheel
Then went off to Oregon on CCTV analysis chat
Sighting a flock of kites when he got back to Port Talbot
His wife once fought in the front line, a group B runner up,
Her sub in Tent years had her writing words that were too long
She met seven unvaccinated grinning people on a quiz show
She stayed in a unique B and B by an Aylesbury sewer
She liked to peek two doors down, till her eyes hit a bumpy one
A violent middle masked huddle happened in the panic room
She was Scouse but came from Benidorm with a Manx cat
A slippery customer even in dry roads, with a lacerated rib cage
