(2014)
#BakingFunny #Short
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
