(2014)
#Eating #Funny #Short
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner