(2014)
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged