(2014)
#BakingFunny #Short
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous