(2014)
#Funny #Sand #Short
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down