(2014)
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
