(2014)
#BakingFunny #Short
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors