(2014)
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I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies