(2014)
#Funny #Short
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet