(2014)
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
