(2014)
I just had a serious poem form in my mind for no particular reason today, just thought I'd put it here
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
