(2014)
#Animals #Funny #MadScience #ScientistShort
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”