(2014)
#Funny #School #Short #Sick
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do