(2014)
#DownFunny #Hands #Hands #OnShort #UpsideWalking
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do