(2014)
#Funny #Short #Time #Tomorrow
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex