(2014)
#Funny #Short #Time #Tomorrow
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit