(2014)
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle