(2014)
#Funny #Short #Time #Tomorrow
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one