There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…