(2014)
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
