(2014)
#Funny #Short
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…