(2014)
#Funny #MermaidShort
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do