There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…