(2014)
#Funny #MermaidShort
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”