(2014)
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
