(2014)
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
