(2014)
#Funny #Short #Whale
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man