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Tyler Steven Clark

The names

Brooke got her name
Because she likes to babble
Teller got his name
Because he likes To tattle
Shaky got his name
Because his brain would always rattle
Cowboy got his name
Walking bow legged from his saddle
Now making bets and playing cards
Is where I’ll never dabble
I was named lucky For being born
up creek without a paddle

(2014)

#Funny #NamesShort

Other works by Tyler Steven Clark...
Hair contest

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
The Man On His Hands

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
The secret of life

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
The teetering house

There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
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A retiring hero

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
A virus

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
A man in a can

There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
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The door

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
My mind

My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
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How to Brag

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Up the Wrong Tree

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Birds and bees

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
The lever

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Seize the day

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
The ways that one can go

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex



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