I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset