I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one