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Tyler Steven Clark

The lion hunter

He moved so very quietly
Peeking through the blades of grass
Of the tribe of lion hunters
He was the very last
He leapt  from the bushes
And hit it with a rock
What i have to report next
Really shouldn’t be a shock
What happened to the hunting tribe
I do believe you can guess
I’ll just leave you with the fact
There simply is one less

(2014)

#Funny #Hunting #Lion #RockShort

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