(2014)
#Comedy #Fun #FunnyShort
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name